from my rotten body flowers will grow
and I am in them, and that is eternity
seriously my favorite gif ever
I went to a job interview today and the lady said, “Okay, lets get you ready for a drug test.” and I panicked but I kept a smile on. But I think she could notice that I was caught by surprise b/c I felt that my smile was unnatural. We went into the office and she said, “Okay, we will be doing the drug test and criminal background screening next Tuesday.” but I was still panicked b/c I didn’t know if that was enough time to flush out my system since I was such a stone head… and that was like a couple months ago.
Right after the interview, I went to the juice section and bought 128 fl oz of cranberry juice. The cashier smiled at me, knowing what’s up, but oh PLEASE, I didn’t buy cranberry juice to pass the drug test, I bought it b/c I care about being healthy, duh.
Then something terrible happened earlier tonight. I found out I won’t be celebrating 420 this year. BECAUSE I HAVE A MOTHEREFFIN’ DRUG TEST TO PASS. OH MY GOD, you don’t understand, I had to stop myself from crying after realizing this nightmare so I wouldn’t ruin my make up that I caked up for the interview! This is my favorite holiday. Hell, I don’t celebrate my own birthday anymore and none of my friends know when I’m even born! If I don’t pass after missing my favorite holiday… :( I think I will really cry.
Stop viewing my blog
Your life is “better”, you win
Do you feel better? Do you want a cookie for being more successful than I am right now?
You viewing my blog doesn’t help me at all. I was doing the same yesterday lol.
Julia Butterfly Hill lived in a 180 ft tall, roughly 1500 year old California Redwood tree for 738 days between December 10, 1997 and December 18, 1999. Hill lived in the tree, affectionately known as “Luna,” to prevent Pacific Lumber Company loggers from cutting it down.