I’m used to

a lot of girls I don’t find attractive visiting my okcupid so even before I click on my visitors, I have already set myself up for disappointment but 

oh my god I screamed when I just saw my visitor

I’m going to burn in hell. 

Her profile said she got out of a relationship 6 months ago

Her personality must be AMAZING. 

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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Don’t forget your keys

I JUST HAD TO CLIMBED UP MY OWN ROOF TO GET INTO MY OWN HOUSE BECAUSE MY PARENTS WERE DEAD ASLEEP. 

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block party ready 
like mask, like soul 

block party ready 

like mask, like soul 

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They made me this way

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ilovelipsticklesbians:

17 | lesbian | Singapore | loving life
let me inspire that dazzling smile of yours.
http://thefourthnine.tumblr.com

me when I was 17

ilovelipsticklesbians:

17 | lesbian | Singapore | loving life

let me inspire that dazzling smile of yours.

http://thefourthnine.tumblr.com

me when I was 17

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I care about girls’ piss too much

My friend and I were talking about something and it somehow ended up with me saying, “She don’t drink no water! Her piss must be piss yellow!” and she burst out laughing saying, “Why do you care so much? You always talk about girls’ piss.” 

Toxic is release by piss and if you are not downing the h2o regularly, I do not want to imagine what the hell fosters in your nest hole. 

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So this girl I was seeing

is dating somebody new and so the most appropiate thing to do is to stalk them obviously and when I saw him I was like 

"OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD SHE LEFT ME." 

I can’t express my emotions that well. 

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are you serious

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A Queer Woman Dressed More Feminine to See If It'd Help Her Get a Job. Here's What Happened Next... - RYOT News

(Source: taoofpooh)

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the boston tea party

usa: oh look at all this tea
england: NO
usa: it would be a shame
england: amerICA NO
usa: if something
england:
usa: were to
england:
england:
england:
usa: happen
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"If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle."

Carolyn Hall, 17 Thoughts for Single Women From A Divorcee  (via mmmmilk)

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